Yogurt Rap (work in progress)

I never plan to settle on mediocrity,
I wanna be the man so all my fans could be proud of me
Rhyme level legendary, its actually kinda scary
Jabes and Alan combine better then blue tooth and black berry’s

Speaking of blackberry’s, I love it on my black berry yogurt,
It eat up so much, it’ll make my tummy hurt.
Let me get a swirl, but no green tea,
Pass me that ladel w/ the key cuz I gotta pee
When I come back, make sure I don’t have melted snack
Let me get a ras pom, cuz I know whats going on
Originals too sour so I got to swirl it up
So wait what happened to the captain crunch?
I got a hunch, that all yall got hungry so you had to munch it up
Buts it’s all good, let me get some mochi
Yogurt tastes so good, its got me kinda horny
Okay, im joking, but this next part im not
The yogurt’s so cold that its actually kinda hot
For all the fiends out there that know that yogurt high
It’s no problem that the prices are so freakin high
With no toppings, its 8 bucks for a large
But I get plenty on top cuz im in charge
Not to mention I got that discount of the employee
Most of the times I get my yogurt for free
Don’t belive me? Work there and then you’ll see
All of our customer have pled their loyalty
We even take in those pinkberry refugees
“As a matter of fact that’s how they recruited me”
Is what I would say if I worked at pinkeberry for a day
And then quit and decided to work at ce fiore
On the winning team, our yogurt is supreme
Supreme as this rhyme im rhyming about with a yogurt theme
Suprised? well don't be, my subjects are dopey
as long as its fun then i wont let it worry me